Why Han Solo Is Cooler Than Luke Sywalker

1. Han wears a white shirt open to mid-chest, a black vest, tight black pants and black boots. Luke wears a bathrobe.
2. Leia: “I love you.” Han: “I know.”
3. Han hangs out with a wookie. Luke hangs out with droids.
4. The Millennium Falcon can do the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs. Luke drives a “speeder.”
5. Han shot Greedo first. And then left a tip.
6. Han is good friends with Billy Dee Williams.
7. Han is frozen in carbonite for a year and thaws into an even bigger smart ass. Luke spends a few hours on the surface of Hoth and needs Han and the carcass of a dead taun-taun to last the night.
8. Han Solo’s next feature? Raiders of the Lost Ark. Skywalker’s? Corvette Summer.
9. Han kicks ass without the force.
10. Han probably tagged Leia. So did Luke.